Ghetto Girlfriends

“This is 911, how may I help you?”

“Yeah operator, this is Taquanisha, because my mother thinks that’s an African name.”

“What seems to be the problem Ms.?”

“Well I have gem squash stuck in my pussy… or is this a cucumber? No it’s definitely an eggplant.”

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